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Olympic in China (Food Fiestas)
05.23.08 (11:00 am)   [edit]
Hi all,

Mid Term School Holidays starts tomorrow so i am off till 31 May. Be good everbody... and smile always.


Night Market in Beijing


Fried Starfish


Starfish, Baby Shark, Sea Urchin


Dog Meat Stew


Some are lizard meat, tail of (donno)... eeeeew


Scorpions, dung beetle, worm, sea horse... lots more

I guess they did not have problems with foods during the Olympic Games
 
Krisis oh Krisis
05.21.08 (5:57 pm)   [edit]
Krisis oh Krisis

Lama dulu kita sibuk pasal krisis kelapa, gula, tepung, minyak masak dan sekarang kita ada krisis beras. Belum kita cerita lagi yang bebarang naik harga mendadak seperti bawang, lada, sayuran, ikan udang sotong daging dan banyak lagi. Kelam kabut dengan barangan yang naik, dalam diam sebenarnya banyak lagi barang naik seperti barangan pembinaan, tol, pakaian sekolah dan bermacam macam. Batu ladung memancing pun naik harga.

Sapa salah ni? Rakyat salah kerana terlalu bermewah ke atau kerajaan yang tidak stabil?

Orang kata puncanya adalah dari minyak kerana minyak dunia sekarang ini dalam sekitar USD 129.50. Kalau harga minyak melambung tinggi maka SEPATUTNYA Petronas jadi makin kaya raya. Petronas tu kan hak kerajaan Malaysia maka SEPATUTNYA kerajaan Malaysia jadi kaya raya dan SEPATUTNYA kerajaan Malaysia ini asalnya dari rakyat maka SEPATUTNYA rakyat hidup senang dan kaya raya.

Sapa salah ni? Rakyat salah kerana terlalu bermewah ke atau kerajaan yang tidak stabil?

Lagi sedikit bab minyak. Rasanya dua tahun lepas Iran telah menyelar dunia kerana menggunakan matawang US Dollar untuk perdagangan. Hari ini terbukti bahawa matawang Amerika penyebab utama barangan dunia meningkat dengan mendadak. Minyak melambung bukan kerana permintaan mendadak tetapi kerana ekonomi Amerika telah runtuh.

Maka barangsiapa yang masih lagi taksub dengan US Dollar akan terperangkap satu hari nanti kerana matawang Amerika tidak akan bernilai lagi.

Itu krisis barangan, krisis moral dan kehidupan rakyat macam mana? Siapakah yang melambakkan pendatang haram di Malaysia? Kes jenayah yang melambung tinggi seolah olah tiada kesudahan. Rasuah seakan sarapan pagi yang wajib diambil untuk kesihatan poket. DAN siapa yang mencipta bohsia, borjan, mat rempit, mat pit, pelacuran dikalangan siswi serta lambakan bayi dalam tong sampah.

Adakah ibu bapa yang salah atau kerajaan yang tidak faham erti nilai modal insan?

Krisis terbaru, DRM keluar UMNO. Dikatakan bahawa salah Pak Lah yang menyebabkan ketidakstabilan UMNO dan salah Pak Lah menyebabkan PRU 12 hilang majoriti di Parlimen.

Siapakah geranan manusia yang memimpin UMNO selama 22 tahun sehingga menyebabkan rakyat jelata memandang UMNO sebagai anjing kurap yang tidak henti menyalak?

Siapakah manusia yang mencipta pemimpin-pemimpin UMNO yang merasakan diri mereka kebal dengan undang-undang?

Siapakah manusia yang menjadikan pemimpin-pemimpin UMNO yang hidup mewah, boros dan laparkan duit?

Siapakah manusia yang mendidik pemimpin-pemimpin UMNO yang riak, takbur, sombong, bongkak, besar diri, bangga diri dan tidak boleh ditegur?

Siapakah manusia yang melahirkan pemimpin-pemimpin UMNO yang menyalahgunakan kuasa, kedudukan, pangkat untuk diri dan sanak saudara?

Dan akhir sekali, siapakah manusia yang meruntuhkan kehidupan masyarakat Malaysia dengan idea dan perancangan serta pembangunan pesat tanpa mengira kemampuan masyarakat untuk mengikutinya.

Oh sebelum itu, siapakah manusia yang mencipta pemimpin-pemimpin UMNO yang cukup berkuasa di dunia ini?

Krisis oh krisis, rakyat yang menjadi mangsa. Yang kaya bertambah kaya dan yang miskin papa kedana.
 
Birds from Paradise
05.21.08 (10:35 am)   [edit]
An amazing birds from paradise came and build a nest infront of me... Cool without any fear. My neighbours all are really surprise, never before this kind of bird can actually live with human.

People says that these birds brings luck... errr who want to buy my house? RM 1.5 million... Innocent



The nest at car porch



The bird smiling at me



Waiting turns to take care of their eggs
 
BE CAREFUL
05.13.08 (6:49 pm)   [edit]
This incident happened recently in North Texas

A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.

A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e).. full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.
 
DAD - BABY RACHEL - MOM
05.13.08 (1:03 pm)   [edit]
DAD - BABY RACHEL - MOM

A sad Dads poem...
This is a beautiful poem. There is an appeal from a Zimbabwean
couple at the bottom of message, not asking for anything more
than that you hand the poem on.
The husband wrote the poem. ......................




TO MY CHILD
Just for this morning, I am going to
smile when I see your face and laugh
when I feel like crying.
Just for this morning, I will let you
choose what you want to wear,
and smile and say how perfect it is.
Just for this morning, I am going to step
over the laundry and pick you up and take you to
the park to play.
Just for this morning, I will leave the
dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put
that puzzle of yours together.
Just for this afternoon, I will unplug
the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with
you in the backyard and blow bubbles.
Just for this afternoon, I will not yell
once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and
whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one
if he comes by.
Just for this afternoon, I won't worry
about what you are going to be when you grow up, or
second guess every decision I have made where you are
concerned.
Just for this afternoon, I will let you
help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you
trying to fix them.
Just for this afternoon, I will take us
to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can
have both toys.
Just for this evening, I will hold you in
my arms and tell you a story about how you were
born and how much I love you.
Just for this evening, I will let you
splash in the tub and not get angry.
Just for this evening, I will let you
stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all
the stars.
Just for this evening, I will snuggle
beside you for hours, and miss my favourite TV
shows.
Just for this evening when I run my
finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be
grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever
given.
I will think about the mothers and
fathers who are searching for their missing children, the
mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's
graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers
and fathers who are in hospital rooms
watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming
inside that little body
And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold
you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then,
that I will thank God for you, and ask him for
nothing, except one more day.............
 
To the citizens of the United States of America
05.05.08 (5:39 pm)   [edit]
A Message from John Cleese

To the citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

1. Then look ups aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (Look up 'vocabulary').

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen.

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.

Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are craps and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth- see what it did for them.

12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters.

Watching Andie McDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try Rugby- the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.

14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game, which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

16. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

17. Daily teatime begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.


God saves the Queen.

Only He can.

John Cleese
 



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