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| Same old Lame Jokes |
| 10.23.07 (5:05 pm) [edit] |
One day a beautiful blonde decides to go for a vacation. So she went to a bank with her nice Ferrari and borrows USD 5,000.00. The bank allows her as she put her Ferrari as collateral.
So the cashier asked her “how do you like you money?” The blonde replies “oh I like it very much”.
After she got her cash, she took a cab and went to airport and took a plane to Costa Rica. On the plane, a guy tries to make friends with her and asked her “Are you American?” “Oh no” she reply. “ I am vegetarian”. To the surprise, the guy manages to be her friend.
While they were talking, the stewardess came and asked them if they want to eat anything. So they decide to have a steak. The stewardess asked the blonde “how do you like your steak?” because the guy orders half so she wants it half. After they finished their meal, the blonde says “lucky I order half otherwise I cannot finish it.”
When the blonde reach Costa Rica, she is really happy even though the guy loves to recycle including condom. When she came back, she went to the bank and pays back the monies. The bank manager quite surprises and asked her why she needs to borrow, as she is pretty rich. “The only place I can get a cheap parking with full security is at the bank”
err… how’s my jokes???
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| My New Pics |
| 10.21.07 (11:29 pm) [edit] |
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Me, my wife and kids... all greens 
me playing fire crackers... Salam Aidilfitri for all
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| The Greatest Anger |
| 10.18.07 (4:16 pm) [edit] |
Somebody stole my bottle. Damn human, I cursed you 7 generation of pain and suffering. Let GOD fire the mighty thunder and lightning and blast you in pieces.
About 6 years ago somebody stole my bottle (Tupperware) and nearly 3 month I suffer (not enough plain water in my body). Now, my one liter bottle specially made for me gone. Everyday I drank plain water about a bottle and half and at night about a bottle.
This morning about 11am, I went for a smoke and pee and also take water from pantry. I left my bottle at the pantry and I went for a pee and smoke. When I came back, gone, absolutely gone. I search everywhere from 14 floor till 8 floor but not available. I am really frustrated.
I cursed you
I cursed you
I cursed you
(40 times)
GOD will punish you
GOD will punish you
GOD will punish you
(40 times)
amen
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| Isaac Newton Versus Vijaya |
| 10.17.07 (12:02 pm) [edit] |
Recently Isaac Newton, the father of physics, made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and his head was in a spin. He was convinced that all his logic and the laws of physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. Here are a few scenes from Vijayakanth’s movies;
Vijayakanth has a brain tumor which, according to the doctors, can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long live Vijayakanth.
Vijayakanth confront with three gangsters. He has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does? He throws a knife at a gangster standing in the center and shoots at the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into two pieces, killing both the gangsters flanking the one in the center, while the knife kills the middle one.
Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijayakanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does? No, not even in your remotest imagination. As soon as the gangster shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun… and the gangster die.
This was too much for out Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he stayed around to watch another movie, thinking that at least it would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes on fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed.
Oops! Not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Vijayakanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very tall wall. It’s so high that Vijayakanth can’t jump even if he tries one of those superman techniques our heroes normally use.
He has to desperately kill the villain. Vijayakanth pulls out two guns from his pocket. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun reaches the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in the air with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton faints!
Prof Shaunat Mahmood
Gombak
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| An Amazing LOVE Story |
| 10.16.07 (10:50 am) [edit] |
I bet u all already read this post 
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal; nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... Suddenly he asked the waiter. "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man, who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, and has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter, which said: "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt it was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.
Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".
Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied.
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON!!!!
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| Salam Eid Fitri 1428H |
| 10.10.07 (11:59 am) [edit] |
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Salam Eid Fitri 1428H to all Muslims in this world.
May Allah Taala bless all of you.
Somebody told me a short story, One day a guy came to a barbershop to cut his hair and trim his beard. While entertaining the guy, they start to chat till they came to one topic, GOD. The barber told the guy, “I don’t believe that GOD exist” Why? Ask the guy. “Look at this world, full of pain, suffer, hatred, hunger, look around you. If GOD exist then people will live in peace and harmony.” The guy keep quiet, don’t want to start argument.
When the barber finish his work, the guy pay him and start walking towards the door. Suddenly he saw a man with long and dirty hair. The guy turn to the barber and say “ I don’t believe that barber exist, look around you, still lots of people with long and dirty hair”
The barber shocks and says “ I am here, they just don’t come to me to cut their hair”. “That’s the point” say the guy. “GOD exists but people don’t come to GOD”
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