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Kepada Se Sahabat dan Ke Kawan Ke Kawan (dimana jua anda berada).

Saya mewakili Gabungan Kontraktor Melayu Taman Tun Perak nak promote diri kami kepada kalian semua kot sesiapa yang nak perkhidmatan kami.

Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day,

"You know... I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone important, and I'm sure I will know them". Tired of his boasting, his Boss called his bluff, "OK, Kuttappan, how about Tom Cruise?" Kuttappan replies "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough.. Tom Cruise shouts," Hey Kutz! Great to see you! You and your friend must come in and join me for lunch!" They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even personally packs 2 sets of Masala Dosas, which is of course specially made by their South Indian chef. They bid each other farewell.

Although impressed, Kuttappan's Boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Kuttappan that he thinks Kuttappan knows Cruise was just lucky. Kuttappan says "No, no, you go ahead and just name anyone else." "President Bush!" his Boss quickly retorts. Kuttappan says, "Yes, OK, but I am telling you I don't like him very much, he is very cunning... anyway let's fly out to Washington." And off they went.

At the White House, Bush spots Kuttappan on the tour and motions him and his Boss over, saying, "Kuttans! What a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting. The CIA just informed me Osama is heading for the Pakistan Border. Hey Kuttans, are you still on speaking terms with Osama? Maybe you could confirm the information for me? "Oh never mind! You and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the Boss is much shaken by now. But still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Kuttappan who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope!" his Boss replies. "Sure! This I like... I like very much... I've been meaning to see him, he is not keeping too well you know" says Kuttappan. "And I have a lot of friends in Vatican; it's like my second home! Me and the Pope go back a long way, surely this will be a good trip". So off they fly to Rome.... Kuttappan and his Boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kutappan says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what... I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.

The Boss shakes his head unbelievably and says "Yeah right!!" Still so, Kuttappan disappears into the crowd, headed towards the Vatican. And sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan emerges with the Pope on the balcony... waves to the crowds with the Pope and takes leave.

But by the time Kuttappan returns... he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack! And is surrounded by paramedics. Walking his way to his Boss' side in tears, Kuttappan asks him, "What happened la Boss?" His Boss looks up and says... "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Kuttappan?

Dear Friends…

My company is really strict about Internet and all the content in it. So I am really sorry if I cannot view your post and gives comments.

They always post me with this statement "This page will not be displayed because it contains prohibited words or it has exceeded its tolerance of questionable words"

Sincerely yours

DeenORC aka SebastianJoshua

Keep the job simple.

Some may know, some may not.

Focus on Problems vs Focus on Solution

1) When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

And what did Russians do ??

The Russians used a Pencil !!!

2) One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought soapbox that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soapbox went through the assembly line empty.

Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.

Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Moral of the story:

Keep It Simple. Always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem. Learn to focus on solutions not on problems.

"If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything"

"If you look at what you have in life, you have everything"

1. Name the cookies that have plastic wrapper inside?

Answer: Spoilt Cookies made by the infamous INK

2. Name of an animal that has lots of black belt?

Answer: Zebra… yeap u can count how many belts its has

3. Who found the leather wallet?

Answer: Whoever found the leather wallet please return it to me, thank you (or I will miss my lunch… huk)

4. What kind of door that even 10 person cannot push?

Answer: The door that has signboard ‘ PULL ’

5. I have 3 head, 4 hand and 5 legs, who am I?

Answer: A Liar…

6. What is the thing that far from your eyes but close to your heart?

Answer: your stomach

7. Name the animal that the whole body is on the head?

Answer: Lice

8. Whose grandma that likes to jump?

Answer: Freedy the Frog’s grandma likes to jump

9. Why man never had Mad Cow Disease?

Answer: Because man is a crocodile

10. What is the different between Good Secretary and Bad Secretary?
Answer: - Good Secretary..................'Good Morning Boss'

  Bad Secretary...........'Its already morning Boss'

11. What is the similarity between Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson?

Answer: Both of them definitely don’t know you

12. What kind of job when you call his name he look up?

Answer: Graveyard digger

13. What is the thing that hard to find BUT when you found it you throw it away?

Answer: Nose dung… ewwww Lostin2007 it’s disgusting

14. Why the coconut tree in front of your house has to be chopped off?

Answer: Of course you have to chop off… who want to pull the thing out

Sorry guys… no mode today J stock market is really damn busy lately

Hi guys, how’s things choking your life, hope u can survive in this so-called Modern Life.

Last week (6 Feb) my youngest son (Spiderman) had a fever so I give him his normal medication but within 4 hours he has some rashes. The next day (Wednesday) I send him to a clinic, the doctor gives him some medication and he looks okay. On Thursday 70% of his body have rashes. The clinic gives him a jab (for allergic reaction) and asks me to wait for at least one hour.

After 2 hours and still no different we send him to specialist hospital, his temperature is about 39.5’C and his whole body have rashes. His diagnosis is acute gastroenteritis and urticaria (fever 3 days, urticaria on the whole body 3 days, cough 3 days, running nose 3 days, diarrhea 2 days and vomit 7 times).

So he is in ward for 4 days (3 night)… man, it is really tiring for me. My wife has to take care of him and I have to take care the others. Cost about RM 2013 (about USD 575.00).

If u have this kind of rashes, your whole body looks like a mad beast (King Kong). He is a tough guy… and I glad that he is okay now.

At first we are really scare as his body reject 3 type of allergic medicine. The doctor told me that this allergic is not bad, the virus develops fever and his body allergic to this virus, which is why his body has rashes.