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| JUSt LAUgh oK |
| 09.29.06 (3:28 pm) [edit] |
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| Parts of Life |
| 09.29.06 (11:41 am) [edit] |
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From a friend CUSTOMER SERVICE FROM HEAVEN A call comes through on the customer service line in Heaven. Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can you guide me through the process? CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am? Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase P AST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH- ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am? Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased. Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal? CS Rep: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message? Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed? CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Heart's in order to get the upgrades. Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do? CS Rep: What does the message say? Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean? CS Rep: Don't worry ma’am that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others. Customer: So what should I do? CS Rep: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE&quo t;? Customer: Yes, I have it. CS Rep: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Customer: Thank you. CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back, you will need to empty your recycle bin. Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal? C Rep: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go. Customer: Yes? CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you. Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your name? CS Rep: You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great Physician. Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily maintenance for maximum efficiency. Author Unknown
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| D' Test T Money |
| 09.25.06 (9:44 am) [edit] |
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Just to lighten up your day, SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men’s balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts! As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I’m just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter. FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don’t have any clothes with me." Then! I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, Its JUST FARTS!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they’d ever had! LAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard! FIRST TESTIMONY It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, my friend asked the Director what the criteria were which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said my friend. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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| Me, My Wife and My Monsters |
| 09.22.06 (4:14 pm) [edit] |
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so... what do you think guys. Anybody want to come to Malaysia? 
me my wife and my kids 
Strawberry Park Kijal Kemaman Terengganu Malaysia... really damn nice place 



so guys???
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| The Riddle |
| 09.21.06 (11:13 am) [edit] |
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On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?" "That’s easy," she replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors." "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?" he inquired. "You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?" Blair replied, "That’s easy. The child was me." "Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now." So President Bush went back to Washington and called in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?" Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer, as no child must be left behind. Can I deliberate on this for a while?" "Yes," said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer." So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House Staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President. As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him. So he said, "Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?" "That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me." "Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!" So Rove went in to the Oval Office and said to President Bush, "I think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Colin Powell!" "No, you idiot!" shouted Bush, "The child was Tony Blair!"
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| Anger Hatred Piss Off... what so ever |
| 09.19.06 (4:45 pm) [edit] |
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hmmm... i use handphone with this company MAXIS... so access fee or monthly charges is RM 60.00 per month. THEN they give me a rebate of RM 40.00 per month. So every month i pay about RM 100.00 for my phone. 3 month ago (July), i did not receive my rebate so i called them, MAXIS told me that it is due to system upgrade, they promise me to give rebate on August's bill (about RM 80.00 - 2 month) On August, i still did not receive my rebate so i called them, They (MAXIS) told me that they still having problem with new system, they once again promise me to give rebate on September's bill (total become RM 120.00) Yesterday i receive my MAXIS bill and was shock... NO REBATE... this morning i called them. U WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY SAY? the promotion already over since June, so no more rebate and i have to pay access fee of RM 60.00 per month. What the hell is that? A very big company like MAXIS can cheat small people like ME. by this friday... I NO LONGER MAXIS CUSTOMER
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| Vicious Attack from Inside, part 2 |
| 09.19.06 (12:30 pm) [edit] |
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Part 2 Analysis Of The Draft Bill For The Proposed Inter-Faith Commission By Zainur Zakaria
The proposal to set up the Inter-faith Commission was met by strong opposition by Muslim organizations, groups and individuals. Their underlying fear is that the proposed Commission in the exercise of its function and role would encroach into, transgress and interfere with Islam and the Syariah. The proponents of the proposed Commission on the other hand argue that the Commission has no such intention and such perception is entirely misconceived. Whatever may be said by those who support or oppose the setting up of the Commission, disagreement on the issue will not dissipate.
The purpose of this paper is to examine in detail the draft Bill on the setting up of the Commission, which was intended to have been tabled before Parliament but has been shelved due to opposition aforesaid. This paper seeks to examine in particular the functions and powers of the proposed Commission and other relevant provisions of the draft Bill for a clear understanding and appreciation of their effect.
Proponents of the Commission have tried to allay the fears of the Muslim community by strenuous persuasion that the proposed Commission shall only undertake advisory, consultative and conciliatory role in the discharge of their statutory functions. If that be so, then why should there be all the furore and opposition to the proposed Commission? Can the assurance by the proponents be sustained upon a close examination of the provisions of the draft Bill?
Let us begin by looking at the provisions pertaining to the functions of the Commission as stipulated under section 4 of the draft Bill. I do not propose to deal with and every function of the proposed Commission, but only those that I feel are of significance; and among those of particular significance are those functions stipulated in sections 4(1)(a), (b), (d), (f), (g), (h) and (j) of the draft Bill.
If one scrutinizes the functions of the proposed Commission referred to in the above sections, particularly with regard to the words used therein, then one may be able to understand and appreciate the extent and scope of the functions of the proposed Commission and the effect the exercise of such functions may have or impact upon matters of Islamic law, precepts and beliefs. This undoubtedly is the main cause for concern among those Muslims groups or individuals who came out in opposition to the proposed Commission.
Before we proceed to consider those particular functions, I wish to refer to a case decided by the then Supreme Court on 8 November 1991 i.e. Dalip Kaur v Pegawai Polis Daerah Bukit Mertajam & Anor [1992] 1 MLJ at pg 1. The above case concerns the foremost questions as to whether the deceased had renounced Islam during his lifetime.
The facts of the case are as follows. The appellant (Dalip Kaur) had applied for a declaration that her deceased son at the time of his death on 3 October 1991 was not a Muslim and/or had renounced the Islamic faith and for the consequential declaration she was entitled to the body of the deceased. The deceased was born a Sikh and brought up in the Sikh faith. He converted to Islam on 1 June 1991 before the District Kadi of Kulim and the conversion was duly registered with the Majlis Agama Islam Negeri Kedah in accordance with section 139 of the Kedah Administration of Muslim Law Enactment 1962. The appellant had contended that subsequent to the conversion, the deceased had by a deed poll on 9 September 1991 renounced the Islamic faith and resumed the practice of the Sikh faith. It was also alleged that deceased had been rebaptized by a Sikh priest at a Sikh temple and that the deceased had regularly attended the congregation at the Sikh temple. It was also contended that the deceased continued to eat pork and had not circumcised. There was evidence that the deceased was engaged to be married to a Muslim girl and that the marriage was scheduled to take place on 25 November 1991. At the trial before the High Court, the learned Judicial Commissioner found that the signature on the deed poll was not that of the deceased and he also rejected the evidence of the Sikh priest and that of the deceased’s brother with regard to the baptism and the congregation at the Sikh temple. He held that the deceased was a Muslim at the time of his death. The appellant appealed. At the hearing of the appeal, the Supreme Court remitted the case to the High Court for the learned Judicial Commissioner to refer certain questions of Islamic law that arose to the Fatwa Committee of Kedah. This was done and after receiving the fatwa, the learned Judicial Commissioner confirmed his earlier findings and decision. The appellant appealed.
The Supreme Court dismissed the appeal. Hashim Yeop Sani CJ (Malaya)(as he then was) held among other things, that the learned Judicial Commissioner was entitled to accept the answers of the Fatwa Committee to the questions which were referred to it and which were agreed by all parties. The Fatwa Committee was of the opinion that the deceased was a Muslim as he had duly converted to Islam and there was no decision of a Syariah Court, which decided that, he, had renounced or left the Islamic faith.
Justice Mohamed Yusof SCJ (as he then was) held that the foremost question to be determined was whether the deceased had renounced Islam during his lifetime, and the only forum qualified to answer the question is the Syariah Court, and went on to say:
"It is apparent from the observations made by the learned Judicial Commissioner that the determination of the question whether a person was a Muslim or had renounced the faith of Islam before death, transgressed into the realm of Syariah law, which needs serious considerations and proper interpretation of such law. Without proper authority to support his contention, it is not sufficient to say whether there is or there is not a condition precedent for a person to become a Muslim; or that if the deceased were proved to have said his prayers at a Sikh temple he was definitely an apostate.
"The present question, in my view, cannot be determined by a simple application on the facts as has been found by learned Judicial Commissioner on the basis of veracity and relevancy of evidence according to civil law. Such a serious issue would, to my mind, need consideration by eminent jurists who are properly qualified in the field of Islamic jurisprudence.
"On this view it is imperative that the determination of the question in issue requires substantial consideration of the Islamic law by relevant jurists qualified to do so. The only forum qualified to do so is the Syariah Court."
In the case of Majlis Ugama Islam Pulau Pinang lwn Isa Abdul Rahman & Satu Yang Lain [1992] 2 MLJ at pg 244, the then Supreme Court ruled that when a civil court hears a claim for an order (and the order that is applied for did not fall withing the jurisdiction of the Syariah Court to issue) the civil court should hear the claim and if, in the course of such hearing, a question of Hukum Syarak should arise, the parties involved may call experts in the religion of Islam to give evidence at the hearing; or the Court can refer the question to the Fatwa Committee concerned for a ruling on the matter.
From the above decisions it is therefore evidently clear, that in any proceedings in the civil court, should there arise questions that transgress into the realm of Islamic law or relate to Hukum Syarak, such questions must be dealt with in one of three ways, i.e. (1) by the Syariah Court, (2) the court can refer such questions to the Fatwa Committee of the relevant Majlis Agama Islam (Council for Muslim Religion), or (3) experts may be called to give evidence at the hearing.
Opinion from Muslim religious experts were relied upon by the High Court in the case of Hajjah Halimatussadiah bte Hj Kamaruddin v Public Services Commission Malaysia [1992] 1 MLJ at pg 513 when it had to decide the question as to whether the religion of Islam requires a Muslim woman to cover her body, including her face, except for her eyes.
Now, one may ask what is the relevance of these cases in relation to the functions and powers of the proposed Commission; after all, the proposed Commission shall perform such functions only in an advisory, consultative and conciliatory capacity [section 4(2) of the draft Bill] and has no power to make any determination on questions of Islamic law or matters pertaining to the beliefs or precepts of the religion of Islam. My reason for making reference to the above cases is to highlight the position taken by our highest civil court when it comes to questions or matters of Islamic law, beliefs or precepts and the approach to be taken in the determination of such law, beliefs or precepts. The position taken by our highest court as to the approach or manner, whether such issues or matters pertaining to Islamic law, precepts or beliefs should be dealt with, reflect as to how important it is that such matters be dealt with in the appropriate way so as to avoid friction between the religious communities. The reason why I have referred to the aforesaid cases is because of the wide scope of the functions and powers of the proposed Commission and the effect of the exercise of such functions and powers.
Apart from the functions and powers under section 4(1) which I have referred to, one also has to look at the other relevant and significant provisions of the draft Bill, in particular section 5 - Powers of the Commission, section 16 - Inquiries, section 17 - Conciliation, Mediation and Negotiation, and section 19 - Results of Action by Commission. Let us now look at these sections in greater detail.
Section 4 - Functions of Commission
Section 4(1)(a) reads:
"Advance, promote, and protect every individual’s freedom of thought conscience and religion."
This provision is extremely vague, wide and far-reaching. The words "advance, promote, and protect" are very wide in their scope and application. Take an example. What if the views expressed by a certain Muslim individual is considered blasphemous (mencaci Tuhan atau agama) by the religious authorities, will the proposed Commission get involved and protect such individual and should it decide to protect such individual, will it be canvassing or arguing views or opinions opposed to that of the religious authorities?
Two questions then immediately come to mind. Firstly, does the proposed Commission have the right to do so, and is such an involvement consonant with its overall function as an advisory, consultative and conciliatory body? Secondly, is the proposed Commission comprised of a body of persons who are "properly qualified" in the field of Islamic jurisprudence and can claim to have the authority to determine whether the views in question are blasphemous or otherwise, bearing in mind that the members of the proposed Commission will also comprise those belonging to other religious faiths. Apart from these non-Muslim members of the proposed Commission, who are undoubtedly not properly qualified to determine questions of Islamic law and matters pertaining to the precepts or beliefs of the religion of Islam, are the Muslim members of the proposed Commission themselves properly qualified?
The qualification for membership of the proposed Commission is found in section 8(1) of the draft Bill which reads as follows:-
"Members of the commission shall be persons of integrity and of good character with experience in the promotion of religious of religious harmony".
Thus the requirements for membership are (1) integrity, (2) good character, and (3) experience in the promotion of religious harmony. Nothing is mentioned about the member having the proper qualification in the field of religious jurisprudence or the like. Thus the proposed Commission may comprise of members who though professing the faith, may not be properly qualified to deal with religious issues or matters which the proposed Commission seeks to "advance, promote and protect." The anxiety and concern felt by the Muslim community is that matters of Islamic law, precepts and beliefs may be interpreted by those who are not suitably and properly qualified to do so. This is simply not acceptable.
I will briefly touch on the other functions to show why there is a great deal of concern among Muslims. Take for instance section 4(1)(b); it speaks of "identify values and ethical standards universal to all religions, faiths, beliefs and ways of life with a view to promoting same." What does "identity values and ethical standards universal to all religions, faiths, beliefs and ways of life" mean? Then there is section 4(1)(d), which reads as follows:
"Receive, address and make recommendation ... in connection with the individual’s right to profess and practice his religion or faith of choice".
In the course of "identifying values" and making "recommendations&quo t;, will the proposed Commission be dealing with religious precepts and beliefs? Will the proposed Commission in its effort to promote these "values and ethical standards" be expressing its views on the precepts and beliefs of the religion in question? When making recommendation under section 4(1)(d), will the Commission be formulating certain views on the religious issue which it feels may have contravened or impinged upon the "individual’s right to profess and practice his religion or faith of choice."
Above are some of the functions of the proposed Commission, which by the very words used to describe such functions, have caused a great deal of anxiety, concern and anger among Muslims.
Apart from the functions of the proposed Commission, let us look at the powers it seeks to have. Section 5 of the draft Bill deals with the powers of the Commission. Take for example section 5(1)(d) i.e. "To study and verify any infringement of religious harmony" in accordance with the provisions of this Act. Infringement of religious harmony has been defined under section 2 of the proposed draft Bill as - "includes an act or omission which has as its effect the nullification or impairment, enjoyment or exercise by any person or community of persons of his or their freedom of thought, conscience, religions or belief as prescribed by international norms subject only to such limitations as arise under article 11(5) of the Federal Constitution."
It will be observed that the definition of "religious harmony" i.e. that as prescribed by "international norms" subject to such limitations as arise from article 11(5) of the Federal Constitution, would clearly exclude any consideration of Islamic law, precepts, beliefs and practices. The foundation upon which the definition of religious harmony is based on, i.e. international norms, though subject to such limitations under article 11(5) of the Federal Constitution, is incompatible with Islam, since Islam comprises not only the beliefs and precepts but also laws that govern and regulate the life of every Muslim. And it cannot be denied that there are international norms that are incompatible with Islamic law, beliefs or precepts. Thus the definition of "religious harmony" in the draft Bill can give rise to friction in the discharge by the proposed Commission of its powers under section 5(1)(d).
Then we have sections 5(1)(f) and 5(1)(h). Section 5(1)(f) gives the proposed Commission the powers to:
"issue public statements on infringements of religious harmony or on anything touching as and when necessary".
Section 5(1)(h) gives the proposed Commission the power to:
"to resolve any dispute or rectify any act of omission, emanating from or constituting an infringement of religious harmony by means of mediation, negotiation or conciliation".
Though the proposed Commission is meant to be only an advisory, consultative or conciliatory body, how is it going to go about discharging the above powers without affecting sensitive religious issues and sentiments.
Consider also its powers under sections 16 and 17. Section 16 deals with the holding of inquiries. In order to determine whether there has been any infringement of religious harmony, the proposed Commission is empowered to take (which of course includes "to accept or reject") opinion from religious experts (section 16(2)(b)); to examine witnesses (section 16(2)(a)); to summon any person to give evidence, produce documents and to be examined (section 16(2)(d)) (which may include the head of the religious departments or anyone for that matter who in the view of the proposed Commission may be relevant) and to question such witnesses.
Can one discount the possibility of an ulama who is the head of the religious authority in a particular State being summoned to appear before the Commission to answer allegations of infringement of religious harmony and to be questioned and examined in matters of the religion or an expert having his opinion rejected by persons who are not properly qualified.
Notwithstanding that the draft Bill speaks of the proposed Commission being an advisory, consultative and conciliatory body, consider the effect of section 19 of the draft Bill, and in particular section 19(3) which states:-
"All organs of State shall have regard to the findings and recommendations of the Commission".
Though the results and findings of the proposed Commission may not be binding on the relevant authorities, the word "shall have regard" carries with it an important and far- reaching connotation. The New Shorter Oxford English Dictionary explains the word "regard" as "to take heed, take into account, pay attention to." Though the draft Bill contains no provision for the enforcement of such findings or sanctions for disregard, it is simply unacceptable for the Muslim community that organs of State including the relevant Ministry, religious department, Syariah Courts, Fatwa Committee and the like should be required to take heed of the findings and recommendations of the proposed Commission.
The above are some of the provisions of the draft Bill which in my view are of grave concern to the Muslim community. After having considered them, it is my view that the concern and anxiety expressed by the Muslim bodies, organizations and individuals over the proposed Inter-faith Commission are not unreasonable
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| Vicious Attack from Inside, part 1 |
| 09.18.06 (11:30 am) [edit] |
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Part 1 Allied Coordinating Committee of Islamic N.G.O.s (ACCIN) urges the Malaysian Government not to countenance in any way, the formation of the Inter-Religious Commission (IRC) by certain non-Muslim organizations, principally the Malaysian Consultative Council of Buddhism, Christianity, Hinduism and Sikhism (MCCBCHS), and the Bar Council. REASONS for NON-COUNTENANCE : 1. CLEAR ANTI-ISLAM MOTIVES According to a memorandum submitted by the MCCBCHS to the Bar Council, the MCCBCHS position on certain Islamic matters can be summarized as follows: - Muslims should have the right to renounce Islam even if Islam does not allow it.
- Article 11 of the Federal Constitution should be the governing law on the question of a Muslim’s right to apostasies, and not the Shariah
- To facilitate apostasy, the Civil Courts (and not the Shariah Courts) should have the jurisdiction to determine the ‘right’ of a Muslim to renounce his religion.
- Efforts made by the State Shariah authorities to rehabilitate would-be apostates ‘are questionable’.
- The definition of ‘Muslim’ under the relevant State Enactment is ‘too wide’ even if consistent with the Shariah.
- Nobody should be regarded as a Muslim by reason of both of his or her parents being Muslims; the individual concerned should choose and profess Islam of his own volition.
- In any case, a Muslim’s Identity Card should not disclose his religion.
Many of the above items being concerned with either direct teaching of Islam or connected to it ; and applicable only to Muslims, ACCIN iterates that no one has the right to question them, not even Muslims, let alone non-Muslims! The MCCBCHS memo is simply a crude, rude and insensitive attempt at interfering with Muslims’ way of life and the teachings of Islam. Having a statutory body to facilitate such interference does not legitimize it, rather it imperils religious harmony. The non-Muslim dominated Bar Council on its part, has gone to great lengths to ensure the success of the IRC-idea, regardless of the objections of its Muslim members in the Shariah Sub-Committee. 2. ARTICLE 11, FEDERAL CONSTITUTION Article 11 of the Federal Constitution: "Every person has the right to profess and practise his religion and…. to propagate it". None of the matters raised in the MCCBCHS memo and summarised above concern non-Muslims. Clearly, the right of non-Muslims to practise their respective religions does not include any right to interfere with the teachings of Islam, much less demand that these be changed to their advantage. 3. STATUS OF ISLAM AS THE OFFICIAL RELIGION OF THE COUNTRY The IRC, once established, would no doubt undermine the status of Islam as the official religion of this country. Further, it would make a mockery of the Agong and the Sultans as official heads of the religion of Islam in this country. The IRC would most certainly interfere with existing constitutional arrangements for the administration of Islamic matters, which are vested in the Rulers, the State Islamic Councils and other bodies and Islamic officials. The IRC will be met with resistance from such quarters. The implications for Muslim unity, Federal-State relations and viability of Islamic administration (already plagued with problems) are serious. IRC, A ‘DIALOGUE BODY’? Based on the minutes of meeting of the Organising Committee for the setting up of the IRC, the IRC is intended to be a body comprising Muslim and non-Muslim representatives of their respective religions who will be authorised to receive complaints (of the nature listed above) from the followers of any religion against another religion, and to make decisions to redress their grievances even to the extent of changing the teachings of the ‘offending’ religion, and enforcing its decisions in the manner of a court of law (adjudicatory powers). It is therefore not a ‘dialogue body’ as claimed, but rather a ‘grievance redressal body’. NOTHING LIKE IT! The members of the Organising Committee have been challenged by ACCIN to give an example of an inter-faith or at least an intra-faith organisation from anywhere in the world armed with the powers that they hope to vest the IRC with. To date they have not been able to do. The IRC has the potential to interfere with the teachings of any religion against the wishes of the relevant religious authorities, and this will most certainly lead to retaliatory complaints. A free-for-all may develop where the followers of any religion may complain against the teachings of other religions only because of complaints made against the teachings of their religion. This would seriously threaten religious harmony in this country, rather than foster understanding and harmonious relationships. HUMAN RIGHT IS FOR SUHAKAM It is a well known fact that minority religions in Malaysia are enjoying freedom of their respective religious practices, to a degree not enjoyed by Muslims in any non-Muslim country. Further, SUHAKAM already provides a venue for any human right grievances. There is no need for another discrete human rights body to deal with the question of the right to practice one’s religion. In its present form, SUHAKAM is the much more suitable body as it does not interfere with the teachings of any religion though it has adequate powers to deal with restrictions on the right of an individual to practice his or her religion and to deal with complaints from any religious authority. It can make recommendations to the Government for changes to laws and policies rather than impose solutions, which insensitively interfere with the teachings of religions. It offers an appropriately emollient approach to this most sensitive of matters and is more likely to succeed. CONCLUSION The Government is urged to reject the IRC proposal. Allowing it, even in the mildest form would be an invitation to further demands to strengthen it, till it can effectively undermine Islam in this country. This clearly is the aim of the sponsors of this diabolical ‘proposal’. Islamic Information & Services (IIS)
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| Siapa Kata Mat Rock Tak Solat (Cerita 'hampir' Bonar) |
| 09.14.06 (3:55 pm) [edit] |
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Ada lah tahun lepas punya raya posa... satu group Mat Rock dalam 20 orang dari Tanjung Malim ni buatlah satu trip dengan motosikal besaq pi Perlis ikut PLUS highway. Apabila sampai ke satu kawasan R&R depa berhentilah rehat dan makan. Waktu tu dah nak dekat maghrib and sebab kira terasa dalam diri tu ada imam lagi maka mereka pun pi lah nak solat maghrib. Biasaqlah kalau dah nama mat rock maka rambut musti panjang-panjang, ada yang setakat pinggang, ada yang botak macam mawi, ada yang ala punk sikit... "gua brutal lah bro". Adus dekat setengah jam depa tu dok ambik air sembahyang... tapi tak pa... soma pandai. Tiba aje nak sembahyang... dah sapo laks nak jadi imam ni? lu... lu... lu lah jadi imam... wa tak reti... kata brader sorang tu....WA MANA BOLEH... WA BRUTAL...dengan garaunya brader sorang lagi cakap... Dah dekat setengah jam tolak pi tolak mai maka tertonggenglah sorang brader rambut ala mawi ni kat depan... ehh ehh ehh apa wa laks... katanya. LU RAMBUT PENDEK MACAM MAWI... LU AJELAH JADI IMAM... Nak tak nak maka brader ala mawi tu pun jadi imam solat maghrib.... wayoo sedap sungguh baca Fatihah... kira ngam lah jadi imam. Bila tiba baca ayat lazim... maka brader ala mawi ni terdiam seketika... apa wa nak baca ni? lirik lagu wa hafal lah. dah 2-3 kali orang belakang bunyi berdehem maka brader ala mawi pun baca. Bismillahirahmanirahim.... wa'duha wa wa terdiam seketika. tak boleh jadi ni... sekali lagi.... Bismillahirahmanirahim... wa'duha wa wa terdiam lagi seketika... tak boleh jadi ni, ni kira last ni... Bismillahirahmanirahim... wa'duha wa wa... terus dia berpaling WA DAH CAKAP WA TAK BOLEH JADI IMAM moral of the story... bacalah quran dah dekat puasa ni... SELAMAT BERPUASA
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| Pantai Penunjuk Kijal (Kijal Pointer Beach) |
| 09.08.06 (12:12 pm) [edit] |
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Hey Guys... finally i can upload all the picture me and my family when we went to holiday trip to Kemaman, Terengganu, Malaysia, South East Asia, Earth, Milky Ways... boink boink boink me and my foster father
me and my kids playing sands
Me and Sebastian (The Crab from Little Mermaid
South China Sea... very calm
new fenomena
me and my kids at my foster parent's house
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