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The Bishop The Pastor The Nun and The ASS
06.19.06 (9:45 am)   [edit]
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local newspaper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.The next day,

the local newspaper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES...HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day....

The moral of the story is....

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...  and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life..... You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

 
WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING
06.16.06 (12:35 pm)   [edit]

WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING

(Written by a former child)

A message every adult should read, because children

are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my

first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted

to paint another one.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you feed a

stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind

to animals.

When you thought I wasn't looking , I saw you make my

favorite cake for me and I learned that the little things can be

the special things in life.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I heard you say a

prayer, and I knew there is a God I could always

talk to and I learned to trust in God.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make a

meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I

learned that we all have to help take care of each other.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of

your time and money to help people who had nothing

and I learned that those who have something should

give to those who don't.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you take

care of our house and everyone in it and I learned

we have to take care of what we are given.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw how you

handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't

feel good and I learned that I would have to be

responsible when I grow up.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come

from your eyes and I learned that sometimes things

hurt, but it's all right to cry.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you

cared and I wanted to be everything that I could be.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I learned most of

life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and

productive person when I grow up.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked at you

and wanted to say, "Thanks for all the things I saw

when you thought I wasn't looking."

I AM SENDING THIS TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE

I KNOW WHO DO SO MUCH FOR OTHERS AND

THINK NO ONE EVER SEES.

LITTLE EYES SEE A LOT.

Each of us (parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle,

teacher or friend) influence the life of a child.

How will you touch the life of someone today?

Just by sending this to someone else,

you will probably make them at least

think about their influence on others.

 
A Poor Rich Dad... (of course from internet)
06.13.06 (11:33 am)   [edit]

just read okey... doesn't matter where it from

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

 

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

 

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"

 

"It was great, Dad."

 

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.

 

"Oh yeah," said the son.

 

"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.

 

The son answered:

 

"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

 

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

 

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

 

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

 

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

 

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

 

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

 

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."

 

The boy's father was speechless.

 

Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."

 

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing?

 

Make you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

 
Welcome to Tioman Island
06.02.06 (4:43 pm)   [edit]

hey guys... nothin' much to say... just PEACE DUDE 'coz i'm off to TIOMAN ISLAND this sunday. 4 Days and 3 night...

MAIN REASON

1. lots of p**k and white pu**y

2. place where clothes are prohibited

3. sea sun sand and of course S**

 

err... anybody know what's the tip to win lucky draw? first prize a car (about RM 38,000.00 @ USD 10,000.00)... total prize value is about RM 100,000.00.... damn lots of money

 

so ... see you on monday 12 June 2006

 



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