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| Salesmen Of The Year |
| 11.30.05 (12:39 pm) [edit] |
An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store Looking for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home".
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea?"
"Of course," the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?
The Indian says, "One"
The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales/day.”
How much was the sale for?"
The Indian says, "$101,237.64."
The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The Indian replied, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."
The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"
The Indian says, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing.
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| Quotes about Hollywood: |
| 11.29.05 (7:27 am) [edit] |
"It's a great place to live ... if you are an orange." - Fred Allen
"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart." - Fred Allen
"Hollywood is like Picassos bathroom." - Candice Bergen
"Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder." - William Faulkner
"Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author's steak tartar and make cheeseburger out of it. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money." - Fletcher Knebel
"Hollywood is a place where the stars twinkle until they wrinkle." - Victor Mature
"A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat." - Wilson Mizner
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you $50,000 for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul." - Marilyn Monroe
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| Just To Cheer U UP |
| 11.24.05 (10:05 am) [edit] |
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Today's Featured Humor: -) - -Actual SAT Test Answers in Arkansas
S.A.T. TEST QUESTIONS
The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students! (Don't laugh too hard----one of these kids may be the President someday.)
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: W hat happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.
errrr... internet of course
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| Women's life cycle |
| 11.11.05 (1:35 pm) [edit] |
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hey dude... somethin' from internet
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Age: 8 - you take her to bed and tell a story
Age 18 - you tell her a story and take her to bed
Age 28 - you don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed
Age 38 - she tells you a story and takes you to bed
Age 48 - she tells you a story to avoid going to bed
Age 58 - you stay in bed to avoid her story
Age 68 - if you take her to bed, that'll be a story
Age 78 - what story? what bed? who the hell are you?
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| Salam Aidul Fitri 1426H |
| 11.07.05 (7:07 am) [edit] |
* To All The Muslims in This World *
Salam mu Ed Fitri to all and may ALLAH s.w.t bless all of you.
To those who lives in Pakistan/India/Acheh (earth quakes areas) may ALLAH s.w.t have mercy and peace upon you
To those who lives in Palestine/Jordan/West Banks/French/Southern Thailand (unrest area) may ALLAH s.w.t gives you hope
To those who lives in Habsyah/African (very poor area) may ALLAH s.w.t loves you
TO THOSE WHO ENJOY CELEBRATING EDUL FITRI 1426H THIS YEAR (especially MALAYSIA) PLEASE REMEMBER:-
OUR FRIEND HAVE NO FOOD FOR DAYS
OUR FRIEND HAVE NO FAMILY
OUR FRIEND HAVE NO HOUSE
AND
OUR FRIEND HAVE NOTHING TO CELEBRATE EDUL FITRI
MAY ALLAH s.w.t BLESS US ALL
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