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Salam Aidulfitri 1426H

10.31.05 (8:38 am) [edit]

Hi Guys.... :lol:

hmmm... just wanna say Happy Aidulfitri 1426H to all muslims all over the world... we (malaysian) 're going to celebrate it maybe on thursday Nov 3, 2005

Why we celebrate Aidulfitri...

:wink:

Easy... it is so call celebration as end of fasting month. This year we 'fast' for 29 days only... :lol:

Actually i do not have mood right now coz' Aidulfitri around the corner. (err... some sort like christmas)

Just wanna say....

Selamat Hari Raya Aidulfitri 1426H

and

Maaf Zahir dan Batin

sincerely yours

:wink:

Short Story

10.26.05 (1:54 pm) [edit]

:wink:

Bapa

Man: Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.

Ali: Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.

Man: Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?

Ali: Tukang gunting rambut.

B.I (English)

Ayah: Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...!Apasal hah?

Anak: Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.

Sudu

Doktor: Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.

Pesakit: Eh! tak boleh la doktor.

Doktor: Kenapa?

Pesakit: Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.

Mayat

Cikgu: Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'

Hasan: Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.

Tiru

Cikgu:Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.

Bapa:Apa bukti awak?

Cikgu:Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?

Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkau tak tahu, aku lagi lah tak tahu

how do we say Son Of the Bitch

10.25.05 (1:18 pm) [edit]

hmmm... new feature for tblog... some security.

i hate my self actually... my blog being BLOCK by my management... almost everything

i got some article to finish.... wanna know...

WHY JEWISH AND CHRISTIAN HATE MUSLIM

so see u soon

:wink:

blur boring blank bitch.... *toot*

10.19.05 (1:18 pm) [edit]

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing Noticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the November presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

:wink: :lol: :?

Hey... THAT'S MY LIFE

10.14.05 (12:54 pm) [edit]

hmmm... :?

yes... confused? about 90% of human in this world hate their LIFE.

actually i don't want to talk or post anything... my head blank and my pocket also blank

So guys... do you like jokes...

1. One evening while watching football, final in the stadium, a black guy coming from behind and sit next to a japanese fan.

Suddenly somebody from behind yell "hey Beckham!" . the black guy was shock and turn his head around to see who's yelling. Too many people, he turns back to watch the game

Not more than 10 seond the black guys heard somebody yelling " hey Beckham! " and quickly he turn around to find that person.

After looking for a while then he frustrated and turn back to watch the game. Once again he heard somebody yell " hey Beckham! " . Quickly the black guy rose from his seat and yell to the crowd " MY NAME IS NOT BECKHAM "
:wink:

:P

Free.... MUST BE

10.12.05 (9:13 am) [edit]

hi guys... how's life now... are u FREE... free of anything... FREEDOM... that is what people wants.

:lol:

nobody can get total FREEDOM

:wink: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink:

hehehe... lets me make u laugh

This jokes i got from a magazine called Mastika July 2004

1. Two best friend Ali and Babu just finished watching a movie around midnight at theater and they have to walk home.
While crossing a graveyard, they saw a guy reparing a tombstone.

Ali : Good evening mate... it's damn cold out here... what're u doin'?

Guy : Oh nothing... just doing a repair work

Babu : Repaired work at this hour? u must be kidding mate!

Guy : What else i can do, they spell my name wrongly at my tombstone

:wink:

2. Mr Boss and his two worker were walking to office after having lunch. Suddenly one of them saw a lamp and start rubbing it. * Buseee * a jinn came out and offer each one of the 1 wish.

worker 1 : i want to go to hawaii
jinn : your wish is my command.... *buseee*
worker 2 : wow... that's cool... okey i want to go to Phukey
jinn : your wish is my command... *buseee*
jinn : so Mr. Boss, what is your wish... say anything
Mr Boss : damn u stupid jinn... bring back my workers
jinn : errr... as u wish

:wink: :wink:

FASTING MONTH- RAMADHAN

10.05.05 (2:41 pm) [edit]

hmmm... yeah fasting month is coming... a very nice time to 'muhasabah' (check on your own weaknesses)

So ALL MUSLIM IN THIS WORLD... have a nice Ramadhan month.

I wont be able to access to my blog anymore as this is kind of BLOKING by my company...lots of internet bloking by the bloody company

:wink:

lets me talk about Ramadhan later in this week

PEACE Dude

:lol:

Me me mE

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