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| 2 Best Friends |
| 09.14.05 (2:44 pm) [edit] |
This jokes came from a magazine... so just laugh :lol:
2 best friend Richard and Gere went to swimming pool... not to swim but just to relex. After nearly 2 hours without doing anything... they decide to go back to their dorm...
Suddenly richard fall in the pool... Gere immediately jumps and rescue Richard from drowning. After that, both of them went back to their dorm.
The next day, Gere being called by his doctor.
the doctor : " I have one good news and one bad news"
Gere : " wow... what's the story doc?"
the doctor : " Good news is that you are fit to be in public. You know how to differentiate between life and death... and so on... and you already in this mental institution for nearly 10 years "
Gere : " thanx doc... so what is the bad news?"
the doctor : " Your best friend... Richard... we found him hanging inside his room... he's dead... he hang him self...i'm sorry Gere"
Gere : " no... no... no... he did not hang himself. I am the one who hung him... he's wet last night so i hung him to dry him up...."
:wink: :wink: :D
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| The Story OF SATAN - based on my opinion. |
| 09.13.05 (1:01 pm) [edit] |
Before I went further about the story of Satan, let’s me brief you some more…
GOD creates Jinn using a very black fire…. Then GOD asked jinn anything he wants for his life, jinn says he wants to be invisible, lightweight (can fly) and can change shape… GOD gives what jinn want….
GOD creates angels from pure fine light and Gabriel is the leader for all the angels of his kind
GOD creates another angel from a very fine fire and Azazil is the leader of his kind
AND human, being created using black and smelly soil… so what is so special about human. After GOD create Adam, Azazil went to see the body… enter into Adam body try to search what is so special about human. Nothing special about human at all… human are weak easy to get sick, some genius some stupid, tall short fat skinny beautiful ugly and lots more, cannot fly cannot become invisible… NOTHING SPECIAL.
When times come, GOD call all living things… Azazil is there also. Everyone so curious about Adam…. Then came one angel bring a soul and GOD asked to put in Adam. Suddenly Adam sneeze and say “alhamdulillah” (praise to GOD). Everyone shock to hear that. Then GOD asked everyone bows to Adam and all of them bow to Adam except Azazil. GOD asks on why Azazil did not want to bow at Adam. Azazil says, “ YOU created Adam from black soil and YOU create me from a very fine fire. I am more honor than Adam”. Then GOD kick Azazil from heaven and call him Satan
So guys, WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HUMAN?
To be continue next time
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| Life Ain't that bad |
| 09.12.05 (7:07 am) [edit] |
If you think life is... How would you like to be an Egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys
But worst of all… the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay. Oooopppps....I mean day!!!!!
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| The Story OF SATAN - based on my opinion. |
| 09.06.05 (2:29 pm) [edit] |
Hey guys...
i read KUPOV blog just now talking about SATAN.... hmmm are u sure u really want to know how the SATAN exist?
Before the existance of human... there is only GOD and angels (as far as i know). One of the angel named AZAZIL being created by GOD using a very fine fire. He is the chief of his kind.
One day GOD call Azazil and asked Azazil (satan) to clean up earth as at that time earth being habited by jinn. So Azazil went to earth and clear all the place... the jinn hide on the deep jungle, inside the sea, high mountain and so on... no more exist in clear land. During the clearing process Azazil (satan) said to himself " because of me, this earth is now save to live" he does not realized that GOD know what is inside his heart.
then GOD called all the angels and told them that GOD want to create human and this human is going to be a leader on earth. the angels are so surprise especially Azazil as he tought that earth is for him. WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HUMAN... that is what inside Azazil.
GOD ask a few angel to take a very dark and stink soil on earth to create human but fail as the earth does not allowed it. then one angel came and did the job well. that angel name is IZRAEL or DarkAngel.
After GOD create human... Azazil become very courious as human made from stink soil... and in his mind WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HUMAN....
TO BE CONTINUE NEXT TIME
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