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| Jokes of The Day |
| 04.19.05 (2:16 pm) [edit] |
Laugh Is The Best Medicine (Readers’ Digest)
1. Which animal know how to Karate/Kung Fu?
- Zebra... u can count how many black belt he got at his body
2. What kind of door that even 10 people cannot ‘push’ it open?
- The door that says ‘pull’
3. I have 3 head 4 hand and 5 legs?
- liar
4. Whose grandmother likes to jump while walking?
- grandmother of a frog
5. Why men cannot get ‘mad dog disease’?
- because they are ‘crocodile’
6. What differentiate between good secretary and bad secretary?
- Good secretary – good morning boss
- Bad secretary – it’s already morning boss
7. What kind of workers when u call him, he looks up
- grave digger
8. It hard to find but when u found it, u threw it?
- nose shit
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| VOLCANO |
| 04.15.05 (4:28 pm) [edit] |
HEY GUYS
TGIF... hmm nothing much to say... just a sad news
My country... malaysia and my neighbouring country... indonesia are at high alert 'coz there are total of 79 active volcanoes start releasing their ashes.
indonesia has the world's largest number of active volcanoes with 129 and is part of the notorious Pacific "Ring of Fire".
After massive earthquake on Dec 26 till now... the aftermath is far from over... u can feel the earth moving daily if u in Acheh.
first time in my life i felt the quake... man so scary. Imagine that u cannot run anywhere coz everything is shaking...
hmmm.... WHEN THIS THINGS GONNA STOP
IF U HAVE DISCOVERY CHANNEL... JUST WATCH "THE YEAR WITHOUT SUMMER" when krakatoa erupted in 1883
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| STILL SHORT |
| 04.11.05 (4:38 pm) [edit] |
:D
One sunny day... a university student came across an advertisment :
LONGER ARE BETTER ::: LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS : MAIN QUALIFICATION " YOUR DICK MUST BE AT LEAST 12 INCH"
"hmm... i think my 'dick' qualified... hehehe" so he went to the the club.
before entering the club he being stopped by a security guard. "what i can do for you young man" asked the guard. " i want to be a member in this club" says the student. "how long is your dick?" asked the guard"
he flip his shorts and show his dick "this long".
the security guard laugh " warkhahaha... that short, look at me" he flip his long trousers. " see this... 3 feet long but i can only manage to be a security guard"
:oops:
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| HOSPITAL JOKES |
| 04.06.05 (12:19 pm) [edit] |
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A doctor want to test his 3 mental patient whether they are okey or not. He brings his patient to an empty swimming pool. Doctor : All of you must jump into this pool. Patient 1 jumps into the pool and climb back. Doctor : why are you climbing back. Patient 1 : The water is too cold, i cannot stand it. Doctor : You are still sick, go to your dorm. The Doctor saw patient 2 relax next to the pool. Doctor : Why are you sitting there? Patient 2 : I don't know how to swim. Doctor : You also are still sick, go back to your dorm The Doctor asked patient 3 "how about you?" Patient 3 : Are you crazy? I'm not going to jump. Doctor : Why? (thinking that he is okey) Patient 3 : You want me to jump from this building! it's 40th floor you know. :wink:
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| WHAT A DAY - NEW JOKES |
| 04.05.05 (4:17 pm) [edit] |
Hey guys... i'm damn busy for the past few days coz lots of things happen.
my manager resign... the senior manager who are going to replace my manager also resign... so
I AM A HAPPY MAN... :wink:
I AM REALLY HAPPY COZ THEY ARE SUCKS... ahaks ahaks.
A prebet just came from a vicious war and he's the only survivor. His General shakes his hand and asked him
General : How come you can survive this war
prebet : I show them that the battlefield is not belong to the coward.
General : Wow! how's that?
Prebet : I ran as fast as i could
:roll:
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