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| BUSY BUSY BUSY |
| 03.31.05 (1:37 pm) [edit] |
Hi There...
:wink:
i am damn busy for a pass few days and continue till next week. new jokes and puzzle coming after i settle my work...
wokey.
:oops:
a young girl chatting with his friend at a beautiful resort.
"this is a beautiful resort, and u want to know something... its only rain twice since i reach here" says the girl
"wow... u got a lot of sun... playing with the sand" her friend reply.
"Not yet... first rain came for about 3 days and second rain came for about 4 days"
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| URGENTLY NEED YOU GUYS HELP |
| 03.28.05 (9:58 am) [edit] |
dear bloggers all around the world especially malaysia.
who got any 'minutes' of any Residents' Association or any 'minutes' of any NGO - either in Bahasa Melayu or English
Yesterday i become a secretary for special committee to form a Residents' Association at my place. Eventhough i got all the information in the meeting but this is the first time i become a secretary. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE A MINUTES.
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW THEY WROTE A MINUTES
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EMAIL ME.
JUST SEND A MESSAGE TO ME USING THIS BLOG AND I WILL GIVE U MY EMAIL ADDRESS
PLEASE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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| Chinese Old Jokes |
| 03.22.05 (2:12 pm) [edit] |
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."
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| Thanks GOD it's Friday |
| 03.18.05 (10:56 am) [edit] |
Hi there...
Nothing much today 'coz it's friday... hehehe.
My PC brokedown and all my collection of jokes and puzzle gone. Even i cannot access to my email. hmmm... what to do.
Funny things is that... when my PC down, the whole Trading Department network down... hehehe 'coz my PC is the 'master' for all PC
Next week i shall have a new jokes and puzzle for u guys...
see ya soonnnnn..... :wink:
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| damn old jokes |
| 03.15.05 (1:25 pm) [edit] |
One day, an old man went to a lake near a forest to relax. Suddenly his shoes fell in the lake. He immediately jumps into the lake to find it. Suddenly he saw a goldfish with gold shoes in its mouth. “ Is this your shoes? “ asked the goldfish. “ No “ says the old man. Then the goldfish went back into the lake and bring a pair of shoes. “ Yes! Yes! That is my shoes, thank you very much for your help.” Says the old man. “ Because you are so honest, I shall give you ten gold coins.” Says the goldfish. The old man went back home with a joy.
As usual, a few weeks later the old man went back to the lake. Suddenly his bag slips off and went to the water. Same things happen and the goldfish give him another ten gold coins. He quickly went back home and tell the story to his wife. They decided to visit the lake on the next morning.
On the next day, they went to the lake and try to find the goldfish. While searching the fish, suddenly his wife falls in the lake and disappeared. Like magic, the goldfish merged from the lake with a beautiful girl. “Is this your wife? “ asked the goldfish. “Yes! Yes! Yes! She is my wife “ the old man reply. “ You lie old man, you shall be punished! “ Says the goldfish with anger. “ No my friend, you don’t understand. I’m old now, this is my opportunity to f**k a beautiful girl before I die. “ Says the old man.
Boink boink boink
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| OLD JOKES |
| 03.15.05 (10:14 am) [edit] |
:lol:
Long time ago, there is a beautiful naïve princess live in a castle. One day she met a handsome farmer who works with her father. After 2 years of secret relationship they decided to get married. With lots of hanky panky they managed to throw a big party for their weeding.
First night together, both sides slowly take off their clothes. Suddenly the princess screams and fainted. The farmer franticly searches for a mirror to see what happen to him.
Nothing wrong! Hmmm… suddenly he saw his underwear wrote ‘ WEIGHT 25 KG ‘
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Terms used by Americans
1. Poor – Men use a recycle condom for sex
2. Noisy – Too much noise while having sex
3. Split or Swallow – ‘Blow-Job’ ejaculation
4. Drunk – Too many swallows of the sperms.
5. Damn poor – Use cooking oil instead of love oil
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| End Of The Day |
| 03.11.05 (1:55 pm) [edit] |
8)
Hey guys…
Nothing much to do today… tomorrow is already Saturday… hehehe weekend. So guys and gals what are u doing on weekend? ‘drink’ till you puke or ‘smoke’ till your brain burst????
YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING! I bought strawberry plant from Cameron Highland (temperature around 20’C) and plant it in front of my house (around 28’C – 34’C). I tried to find out whether this plant can survive on hot weather or not. Today, after 3 month this strawberry plant has 3 baby already. THEY CAN SURVIVE ON HOT WEATHER.
SO BAD NEWS FOR STRAWBERRY FARMER… ahaks ahaks
NEXT project… black seedless grapes.
Boink… boink…boink
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| HORROR STORY |
| 03.10.05 (3:39 pm) [edit] |
Its already pass midnight, Danny still have 5 miles to drive before he can reach his house. The main problem is that he got to pass through an old graveyard.
Hopefully there is nothing creepy crossing the road Danny steadily drove his brand new Toyota. Suddenly he stop abruptly as he saw an old lady wave her hand and try to stop his car.
Slowly Danny stops his car and asks the old lady as he felt pity for her. The old lady politely asks Danny to send her to a nearby church as she told Danny that she stay there.
After drive for about five minutes, suddenly Danny smell something like a corpse. The smell so unbelievable that makes Danny thought that he already carrying a dead body not an old lady. He sweats like hell and he keeps looking at the back mirror. But the old lady still there looking outside.
After reach the church, the old lady come out the car and went to Danny’s car window. With his has still shaken, Danny open the car window. “ I am really sorry my son, I cannot control it. I FART in your car”
Hehehe….
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| New Puzzle - Very Simple |
| 03.10.05 (8:59 am) [edit] |
:lol:
10,000 miles above the ground 3 guy (jojo, jim and juju)jumps from an aeroplane in 5 minutes interval...
WHO IS THE FIRST PERSON TOUCH THE GROUND??
very simple.... hehehe
THE ANSWER IS - ADAM..... ahaks ahaks.... he is the FIRST person reach the ground.
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| Now the answer for both puzzle |
| 03.09.05 (2:23 pm) [edit] |
1. Three cows – u want to know why the croc did not eat the third cow ‘balls’? The third cow swims backstroke… hehehe his ‘balls’ did not touch the water.
2. E.T brings back U, F and O (UFO)… hehehe
3. Mouse-tail is longer than elephant tail because it touches the ground. Elephant tail cannot reach the ground.
4. Your mouse are female because it use a pad…. Mouse pad…. Ahaks ahaks
More puzzle and jokes coming soon
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| Something interesting for u - THE ANSWER |
| 03.09.05 (1:52 pm) [edit] |
Here is the meaning…. Example I gave to u is turtle (most love one), pigeon (second most love one) and tiger (third most love one)
1. Most love one – meaning that the character that u show to people. For me is turtle, meaning that I am a little bit slow in doing something, anything happen I quickly hide myself (the turtle will hide their head once they sense any danger)
2. Second love one – meaning that the character that people see on you. For me is pigeon, meaning that my friends see me as a happy go lucky person, be there be here but they cannot get too close to me like a pigeon.
3. Third love one – meaning that that is actually u. For me is tiger, it’s not mean that I am fierce, wild or violent. But it’s mean that I’m strong almost everything such as mental, health, personality, determination, focus etc, and sometimes when I’m angry I curse my manager face to face.
So guys… which animals did u choose… ahaks ahaks. Don’t be mad, this is just for fun only
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| Just For Fun |
| 03.09.05 (11:03 am) [edit] |
This is a stupid jokes came across my mind and I reconstruct them for you to relax.
1. A drug addict went to a bank to withdraw a huge amount of money. After preparing all the necessary, he went to the counter and submits his form. Curiously looking at the guy, the clerk ask him “ how do you like your money?” and this guy reply “ oh man… I like it very much”
2. While preparing meals for passengers, a stewardess saw a guy looking curiously at the menu. Politely she asked the guy “ are you a vegetarian?” With shock, the guy reply “hell not, I am an Italian…”
3. A young lady were really excited when she being invited by her boss to have dinner at a famous steak house. At the dinner, all the guests’ order all kind of steaks and a waiter asked her “ how do you like it, half or 3 quarter?” the young lady proudly says “ half ”. After she finished her meal she told her boss “ wow… lucky I order half otherwise I cannot finished it”
Puzzle
1. When E.T finished his film shooting, he went straight home to his planet. WHAT DID E.T BRING BACK TO HIS PLANET?
2. Which tails are longer, elephant or mouse.
3. Do you know what sex is your mouse (you use on the computer)?
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| Puzzle |
| 03.09.05 (9:34 am) [edit] |
one day... 3 old friend eating grasses nearby a river. one of the cow saw a beautiful chick (female cow... ) and they decide to cross the river to enjoy their evening session.
But there is a problem.... inside the river there is a big bad ugly crocodile who like to eat cow's 'ball' ( u know what i mean...hehehe)
first cow swins like a thunder and manage to be on the other side... but the croc are faster and this cow lost his 'ball'.
second cow swims like a rocket and also be at the other side but he also lost his 'ball'
the third cow swims gently and reach to the other side without any harm... 'ball' i mean.
WHY 'THE HELL' THE CROC DID NOT CATCH THE THIRD COW'S 'BALL'
think... think...think... i shall give u an answer later
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| Something Interesting For U |
| 03.09.05 (8:56 am) [edit] |
hmmm... this is something for u to relex
People loves animals as their pets (cat,dog) or just admired them as they are strong (tiger, bear, elephant). But loving animals can reflect your own personality.
Chose three animal that u love most.... example for me is turtle (most love one) pigeon (second most love one) and tiger (third most love one)
I shall give u the answer before 5 pm today....
so... get your pen and wait for my answer
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